6 years ago 17         

lateralthinkingman:

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“Show some love. I’m a photogenic idiot with moves that make men jealous and make women swoon.” Thank god he’s got the camera off, or else Jake would be eating crow with his hangover breakfast tomorrow. “Fifty says that bitch goes viral within a week.”

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"Are you sure they’re swooning and not gasping for air?” He could take a deal like that. God knows he was always needing the money. “You’re underestimating how ridiculous you look. I say it’s less then a week.”

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